So, my latest internet entertainment these days is coming from the Craigslist personals. I started by answering a couple of ads and was really successful with my first one, but my second one was a total failure, so I posted an ad of my own. That is when the fun began. A few offers to be my Sugar Daddy, one awesome opportunity to get to know an exhibitionist in Concord (its too bad I have no other reason to go to Concord, that could have been a fun errand), and a few fun dates later, I posted another ad.

This time around, I got even more bites on the line, including one of those gun-toting national security types at a government facility nearby. I also had a response this morning from a gentleman by the name of "Hot Desire". He indicated that he was "interested!!!" and with three exclamation points, I knew that this was going to be my soulmate. Just try to stay dry when you read the words of this smoothie:

Hi,


I am not for commitment. Need the passionate hug, kiss and the extremes of bodily pleasure.

I am 31, Indian, brown skin, black hair, sporting a frenchie. Interested in moto sports and soccer. I am as tall as 5' 7 and as light as 176 pounds. :-)

I wish to go for trips to mountains and river sides.

I work as a engineer and earn handsome.


If it interests send a pic.

In other CL excitement, I finally can relate to Pink when she says "I wanna start a fight!", only, I prefer to fight mentally. I had a brilliant spar with a very bright young man who resorted to all of our favorite shaming tactics. I will give him credit for not pulling out the "fat" accusation, but I was waiting for it. Transcript of the fight along with a link to the ad will be sent upon request.